You Could Be In Pirates 3

Are you French with an exotic amputation? Perhaps you're an extremely skinny Turkish Albino. If you're an actor and you're tired of losing roles to all those dashingly handsome Tatum Channing wannabes, now's your time to get some revenge. Hollywood wants the freaks.

If you plan to be in Sherman Oaks, California and have a pronounced Adam's apple, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 wants to consider you for a role as an extra (sorry ladies, they're just looking for guys). Apparently they have all the handsome men they need so they want "extreme character types", which apparently translates to really, really, really weird.

Why they want such a motley crew for the film is anyone's guess. Perhaps its an effort to make Keith Richards look a little more normal. For all the details, go to the casting site.