John Cena Wants To Be A Toilet Transformer

John Cena in Bumblebee

Transformers notoriously transform into vehicles. 18-wheelers. Sports cars. Fighter jets. Sure, certain Transformers, over the years, have been able to morph into everyday items, but usually, they are cars. If Bumblebee co-star John Cena had his way, however, he'd have the power to transform into something totally unexpected. He'd love to be a toilet. At the press day for Bumblebee, John Cena told CinemaBlend:

I would transform into the John-a-tron. The John-a-tron. Almost like Megatron. But to transform into a John-a-tron. Yeah, and it would be me to transform into a toilet. Yes. And I'm 100 percent serious. And the people at Hasbro watching: John-a-tron. There's money in it. I know it seems like a crappy idea, but trust me, don't flush it. ... Think of the anonymity. So many toilets. I mean, you could transform into anything, anywhere, pretty much. So it's almost like a spy. It could be like a spy Transformer. Think of the information you would get. You would really see some crap as the John-a-tron.

As John Cena says, let's not be too quick to flush this idea. A toilet Transformer can infiltrate some pretty dirty areas, so turning them into a spy where they can sneak behind enemy lines makes sense (in a twisted sort of way).

Clearly, John Cena has had a lot of time to reflect on his role as a possible toilet Transformer. While we're fairly certain that the idea of a toilet Transformer didn't make it into any of the cartoons -- though you KNOW Michael Bay's mad that he didn't come up with this idea -- we did find this incredible video that someone made as a proof of concept. We can pull this off, Hollywood, and John Cena can help!

In the actual Bumblebee movie, John Cena fills a totally different role. He's an agent of Sector 7, a top-secret government agency that monitors extraterrestrial activities. Naturally, Sector 7 is overly concerned about the ongoing war between the Autobots and the Decepticons, and if there's a possibility that the battle could be coming to Earth, they will want to intervene and cut that off.

The Transformers movies have always drawn a dividing line between Human and Robot (in Disguise), with some characters bleeding over. Shia LaBeouf, for example, would be a human protagonist who sacrifices everything to help the Autobots. Hailee Steinfeld appears to be the next human character willing to risk her life to assist a robot character.

Where does John Cena fall? It's a bit of a mystery for right now, which is why we are sitting on a few of his spoilery details, and instead letting his map out his elaborate plans for a Transformers toilet character. Here, we'll just let Cena lay out his ambitious plans. It sounds so much better coming from him!

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Bumblebee is actually getting outstanding reviews, with many calling it the best Transformers movie yet. See for yourself when Bumblebee opens in theaters on December 21.

Sean O'Connell
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Sean O’Connell is a journalist and CinemaBlend’s Managing Editor. Sean created ReelBlend, which he proudly cohosts with Jake Hamilton and Kevin McCarthy. And he's the author of RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT, the Spider-Man history book WITH GREAT POWER, and an upcoming book about Bruce Willis.