Steve Martin calls out who deserves the first award of the show.
NPH and Anna Kendrick deserve an Oscar, or Grammy or Emmy or something.— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) February 23, 2015
Kerry Washington was not only deemed hero of the night, but she did so all while hiding some Scandal teasers in her purse.
Kathy Griffin defines the word 'friend'.
If Gwyneth Paltrow says Tim MacGraw is "her friend" I'm pretty sure that means she fucked him. #justhoping— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 23, 2015
Ricky Gervais is starting his campaign to move up from Globes to Oscars host.
Next year's Oscars audience when I host pic.twitter.com/G3rOmAcEUN— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) February 23, 2015
Reese Witherspoon shares the excitement of her mama, and our hearts immediately melt.
John Hodgman puts things into perspective.
Always remember that Michael Keaton began work on Mister Rogers.— John Hodgman (@hodgman) February 23, 2015
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt prove once again they are the greatest couple in all of the galaxies.
Gaga really loved those gloves…
Me & my red gloves on the red carpet! I live for fashion like this ?? thank you so much Mr. Alaia Je vous adore! pic.twitter.com/Wub4SUqU1M— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) February 23, 2015
Jared Leto can take a goofy Snapchat, just like us!
Alyson Hannigan roots for her How I Met Your Mother co-star from afar.
Because his speech was too long... get it?
Congratulations to "Ida" for winning Best Foreign Film! Something tells me he's not winning for Best Short. #Oscars— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 23, 2015
Anna Kendrick knows what’s up.
Mindy Kaling calls out the Academy for their ‘huge mistake’.
There's been a huge mistake!! Why You Gotta Be So Rude isn't nominated for oscar for best song!!!!!— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 22, 2015
Of course we needed some sort of dirty joke from Amy Schumer.
I'd like to show Chris Pine my Selma chris pine=common selma=vagina was that clear already?— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) February 23, 2015
Seth Meyers reminds everyone in Best Original Score category that they are all winners.
Losing an Oscar in a category that Julie Andrews presents is as good as winning an Oscar in any other category— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 23, 2015
Jordan Peele with the astute observation.
Rosamund Pike sounds like the name of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts.— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 23, 2015
Rob Delaney calls out exactly what Octavia Spencer was thinking.
"Fuck you Neil Patrick Harris." - Octavia Spencer— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 23, 2015
Patton Oswalt’s words to live by.
"Drink some water and stop drinking." -- my wife before I Tweeted something career-ending on Twitter. #Oscars— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 23, 2015
This wild world we live in, according to Professor Snape.
And Leonardo DiCaprio still has no Oscars. #Oscars2015— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) February 23, 2015
Wil Wheaton calls out Travolta on his touchiness.
So how many presenters are filing restraining orders against Travolta right now?— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 23, 2015
A hilarious disaster or too awkward to watch?
You guys, it was just announced: Idina Menzel & John Travolta are hosting next years #Oscars.— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) February 23, 2015
This dude may not be a celebrity, but his tweet totally won the night.