So, we finally gave in. We stopped the shit-strewing and decided to give Twilight a fair shake. Well, at least sorta. Former Mz Magazine contributor Rachel Skybetter stopped by to explain why a talented, educated woman

Last week’s layaway is over; someone finally paid enough money to move Blendcast out of the backroom and into the parlors, sunrooms and conservatories of Greater America. So, steal Jesse’s Girl, motor along with Sister Christian

Then I said what about…Blendcast on Thursday? She said I think I remember the greatness, and I said, well, that’s one thing we got. Brain’s in Dallas, Trevor’s in Chicago, Mack’s in Bloomington. We’ve got a stranglehold on the Heartland this week

How do you feel about Chipotle? Brain’s pretty down---but Mack, not feeling it so much. How about 30 Rock? Or Zombieland? Or little children swearing at their parents? We cover it all this week on the Blendcast

George Lazenby, The Wackness, peanut butter and butter sandwiches, Boondock Saints II, mixing meats, hypothetical camping trips with DeGrassi: The Next Generation characters, Jim and Pam’s five years in the making wedding, there’s plenty to talk about or in Brain’s case guffaw at now that he’s returned from his alcoholic sabbatical

Most things are better when they’re on time. Birthday wishes, entrée courses, periods. A regular cycle is just usually better, but as belated brouhahas go, this week’s Blendcast ain’t half bad--even if it comes to you on a Wednesday

Haven’t seen Surrogates yet? Well, according to Brain, you should just think about the premise and mentally imagine how the movie would play out. Don’t have any deaf friends? Listen to Trevor’s astoundingly un-P.C. impression instead

Thirteen episodes in, and we can’t go one goddamn show without mentioning Mean Girls. It’s the bane of our existence here at the Blendcast, though if you’d have to point fingers, they’d best go toward Mack

Full disclosure: Brain is gone this week. If you listen to the show exclusively for his loud guffaws and vicious hatred of Heroes, it’s probably best you skip this episode

So, whadya watch this week? We hit up The Aristocrats, Extract, Gamer, DeGrassi, Hoarders and Watchmen, just to name a few

This week’s day-late episode packs a stiff load. Hocus Pocus, the Boondock Saints sequel, beer pong--it all stimulates the mind, except a three year old diatribe about Mack and Brian’s stolen remote control

On this week’s episode, Trevor gushes over Tarantino’s newest, Brain explains why he didn’t enjoy his in flight movie, and Mack decides the embargo has officially passed on making inappropriate wife beating jokes about Rihanna

Here at the Blendcast we normally frown on teenage suicide, but who are we to dictate what can and cannot be fodder for thoughtful discussion and/ or comedy? It’s all gold provided enough time has passed

G.I. Joe is cautiously recommended, critical darling The Hurt Locker is taken to task for a modicum of holes and last weekend’s music extravaganza Lollapalooza is reviewed. Brian talks about going to The World Series Of Beer Pong

Why couldn’t you have just put the bunny back in the box? Huh? Huh, Billy Bedlam, you redneck douche bag? On this week’s Blendcast, the wonders of Con Air are discussed, Trevor gets all hot and bothered about an unlikely character in Old School and Brian tells ya’ll why he’d rather cast Jason Lee than Harry Shearer