Come Back: Bumper Allen
Last time we saw Bumper, he was hitting the road and throwing up his middle finger at his a capella mates following a surprise offer to sing back-up for John Mayer. In a perfect world, I’d like to give that hysterical sideplot its own spin-off movie (kinda like Get Him To The Greek), but since that’s not going to happen, I think we all need to take more Bumper scenes wherever we can get them, especially when they involve the awkward sexual tension with Fat Amy.

Maybe a horrible experience with Mayer has shattered his confidence, and he’s returned to school to get his mojo back. Maybe he’s churned out a few hit songs and will cameo as the head judge for Pitch Perfect 2’s final a capella contest. I don’t really know how it should happen, but I need Bumper’s swaggy awesomeness. I need to hear him tell people to fuck off in perfect key at least one more time in order to die a happy man.

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