Napoleon Complex

The greatest mystery of our time is not what really happened in the Bermuda Triangle or what Bigfoot is made of-- it's how on earth Napoleon Dynamite got to be such a smashi hit. I stay up nights trying to solve this riddle, but have had no luck yet.

According to Variety, Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder will star in another film. And so the torture continues. The movie, titled Mama's Boy, is about exactly what the title implies. Heder plays an arrogant guy who finds himself intelligent even though nobody else does, and he loves living at home in Texas with his mother. His world is shattered to pieces when he finds out she has fallen in love with a self-help guru and wedding bells will be ringing soon.

There's nothing quite as pleasurable as watching a man express severe mommy issues. Let alone someone like Heder who has proven he cannot act and should be banned from Hollywood. Warner Independent Pictures will produce the comedy with TIm Hamilton directing.

I am completely excited, in a not really at all kind of way.