Your Kiss Is On My List

What would you do if you received a list of every person you'll ever sleep with in your life? On one hand, it would kind of suck the fun out of letting life unfold on its own. But on the other hand, it would save you a lot of time, money, and embarrassment trying to impress someone that you will never have.

Daniel Waters, the writer of the dark comedy Heathers (and the more forgettable Happy Campers) is tackling this unusual premise. According to Variety, he will write and direct the movie Sex & Death 101 for Avenue Pictures and Sandbar pictures.

The deranged comedy is about a man who receives an e-mail listing every woman he has ever slept with, and every woman he will ever sleep with. That’s weird, all I ever get in my e-mail box are advertisements for enhancing penis growth and letters from my mom asking me to call home.

No word yet on if the e-mail is a hoax, but naturally, it screws with his head and makes him question his future of lovemaking. Casting is currently underway.