There May Be Another Explanation For Bruce Jenner's Surgeries

Bruce Jenner made quite a few life changes during the past year. He split up from his longtime wife Kris Jenner. He moved out to Malibu. He grew his hair out, and he underwent a few plastic surgeries, including one to shave down his Adam’s Apple. Together, the combination led to a mess of rumors, most of which involved him changing genders, but if the latest whisper is to be believed, everyone may be on the wrong track when it comes to his underlying motivations.

According to TMZ, sources close to the family are speaking off the record, and they’re apparently painting a picture of Bruce, not as a wannabe woman but as a man obsessed with reclaiming his youth. He’s apparently taken to riding around in a Harley Davidson and endlessly dissecting his former glories as an Olympian. So, it’s apparently not an issue of gender but an issue of age. Like Michael Jackson, he’s allegedly become fixated on his appearance and that has led him to go under the knife on quite a few more occasions than the average middle aged man.

These days, Jenner seems more fond of playing golf than pretty much any other activity. He sports a very low handicap and is seen at his local country club on a near daily basis. In the majority of pictures, he’s got a pretty big smile on his face too; so, whatever the hell is going on in his life, I think I speak for most people when I say I hope it continues to make him happy. He spent the past few decades of his life chasing around kids and by all accounts, being a pretty good parent. So, if his one indulgence is plastic surgery, then that doesn’t seem half bad.

We’ll keep you updated on this situation when more information becomes available.

Mack Rawden
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