Guardians Of The Galaxy: A GIF Review

By Kristy Puchko 2014-08-01 16:37:24discussion comments
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Marvel expands their movie empire/storytelling universe to welcome in a motley crew of space outlaws who are our last hope against galaxy-wide genocide. Guardians of The Galaxy is taking theaters by storm and inspiring critics to geek out and rejoice.

Eric has revealed his five-star review as well as weighed in on the film's use of 3D. Sean has put a lot of thought into whether or not this Marvel movie is appropriate for kids. And we've given you a venue where you can sound off on this new release with all the spoilers your heart desires. To the mounting fandemonium and discussion of Guardians of The Galaxy, I offer my GIF review, charting the highs and lows of this wild ride.

Warning: Minor spoilers lie ahead.

I didn't know much about this Marvel comic line. By the time my press screening rolled around, the reviews were already out, declaring Guardians of The Galaxy another big fat hit for Marvel. So far I've loved just about everything this franchise has been throwing out there, and anticipated a rousing and fun film. However, with the hype already at a fevered pitch, I was feeling a little dubious. Bring it on, Guardians.

DUBIOUS

We begin in an earthbound America with little Peter Quill clutching a Walkman and panicked over the prospect of his mother dying of cancer. Hm. At least it's not his dad landing safely from a test pilot flight only to blow up right in front of him. (Looking at you Green Lantern!)

 Whatever


Baby Quill is abducted, cut to nowadays Quill played by a ripped and crazy charismatic Chris Pratt.

Chris Pratt celebrates

As Star-Lord he Hudson Hawks his way through a heist in the ruins of a decimated planet. I rarely talk during a movie, but I turn to my podcast co-host Angie Han to report, "I'd hit that."

Vapors

She responds without missing a beat, "Get in line!"

nod


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