Cribs: Storm Trooper Edition

So you thought the Cantina bar was still the hottest spot in the Galaxy? Set your phasers for stun because this Stormtrooper’s crib is off the chain. Everyone from Jawas to Jabba knows the dopest party spot on Coruscant is TK-429, a.k.a. Supernova’s crib. Empire TV’s Cribs was able to get an exclusive and unprecedented first look at the house of one of the most infamous Stormtroopers in the galaxy! Oh you think all Stormtroopers look alike huh? That’s prejudice, just so you know, bro. Allow me to educate your weak mind…

That business was a long time ago, and Supernova has been doing it up big since then. That’s right, he has a movie room, lounge area, swimming pool, and even a TV embedded inside a dresser, because why the hell not when you’re getting money? Slave girls on deck, and bounty hunters watching the action making sure no one steps out of line. It seems the decline of the Empire was not felt throughout all their ranks.

Supernova may have gone Cloud City, but don’t get it twisted; he knows where he came from. In his home, he has an homage to his dearest friend,lost in the explosion of the Death Star, and his cat Starlight. Artifacts of Alderaan can be found on the premises, taken out of respect, and because there was a lot of cool ass stuff floating around in space. All of this is awesome, but in my eyes one thing stood above the rest in this video.

The amount of Wookie milk he had on hand was straight up Shock Trooper status. Wookies can tear both of your arms straight out of your sockets without even trying, so the mark up on that stuff is crazy high. The fact that Supernova has three half-gallons is a status symbol if I ever saw one. Really sucks that Lord Vader had to roll up and crush the fun like he did, but you know how them OG Sith Lords are. Money can’t buy respect and when you live by the blaster, you die by a force choke.

Mick Joest
Content Producer

Mick Joest is a Content Producer for CinemaBlend with his hand in an eclectic mix of television goodness. Star Trek is his main jam, but he also regularly reports on happenings in the world of Star Trek, WWE, Doctor Who, 90 Day Fiancé, Quantum Leap, and Big Brother. He graduated from the University of Southern Indiana with a degree in Journalism and a minor in Radio and Television. He's great at hosting panels and appearing on podcasts if given the chance as well.