Despite all reason, despite all logic that values talent and virtue, despite every critic and moviegoer who has begged that he just disappear, Hayden Christensen still has a movie career. For that matter, Paul Walker, a bland pretty face who I can't distinguish from Jesse Metcalf and Channing Tatum, still has a career as well. Even worse, the two are teaming up to terrorize us with their mediocrity in Bone Deep, a Screen Gems thriller that seemed pretty mediocre on its own, without the help from these two.
The Hollywood Reporter says that Christensen and Walker will be part of a team of criminals with a plan that will net them $20 million, until a detective (Matt Dillon) gets in the way. Chris Brown, T.I. and Idris Elba round out the cast, making it a complete bunch of people who you'd either forgotten existed or don't deserve movie careers in the first place.
