Since the dawn of time, people have expected a Rick and Morty porn parody getting made at one point. I'm pretty that's true, anyway. But even if it was only the cross-section of porn-savvy fans and Rick and Morty-savvy porn stars that truly anticipated it, the time has arrived when it's available to watch. (Though not while piloting a Space Cruiser.) Check out the full trailer for Dick and Morty below, taking note that there are lots of dildos shown, making it a fairly NSFW video, even though there isn't any nudity or F-bombs.

Now, I know there are other things in this world that are closer to perfect than the Dick and Morty trailer is, but I tell you what, Morty, this is the Fibonacci spiral of adult film teasers based on animated series that are hits with adults. That sounds like an extremely narrow set of options, but it's deeper than you might think. Pun possibly intended. (But seriously, Adventure Time and The Simpsons have inspired such wink-worthy projects, to name a few.)

So let's go over some of the best moments, shall we? Things start out with what will assumedly be the main coupling of Dick and Morty, with the wild-haired Rick stand-in getting cozy with a genitalia-endowed iteration of Rick's former lover Unity, and we're curious if the hive-minded character will take on any other bodies during the action. (And that "69 + 69 = awesome" feels like it was made to be scrawled across high school notebooks and binders.) Of course, we get a Szechuan sauce reference, too.

I legitimately laughed when Dick brought up his hardened cum collection, and I do not wish to imagine how I would have reacted if I'd heard that joke while standing before an audience of my grandmothers, my kindergarten teacher and the Queen. But I think we can all agree that the best moment in the trailer, as well as the most expected one, came with the speedy introduction of Pickle Dick.

Is it dumb that I want to know if everything in Dick and Morty will take place within the same universe? Given how many references were thrown into the trailer -- even the easy references they are -- then it's somewhat safe to theorize that the porn parody will also take on some of the Adult Swim series' more bizarre plot turns and twists. I mean, it's already showing us what Mr. Meeseeks looks like in the Bone Zone, which is something I never expected to see in my life. (I do wish there was an effort to give Meeseeks a big goofy head prop, though.) I'm also wondering about how quickly Unity's body makeup rubbed off during more intimate moments, what all the Mr. Poopybuthole appearance will showcase, and where I can buy that purple dick-flourished wig for Halloween. Or whatever day of the week.

Now that Season 3 is in the can -- another potentially intentional pun -- Rick and Morty won't be around for Season 4 for a long time. Until then, though, you can get all the wub-a-lube-lube you want with Dick and Morty, which is available to watch on Pornhub for free, with the uncensored "Pickle Dick" version available for paying customers.

If you want to check out more from the world of porn parodies, we direct your attention to such projects as the Full House porn, the Parks and Recreation spoof and, of course, the Justice League porn that is as serious as a Batman-shaped heart attack. And when you're done with all that, head to our fall TV premiere schedule to see what's coming to the small screen soon.

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