Deck the halls with soundproof paneling. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tis the season for streaming, not channeling. Fa-la-(coughing fit). I was never cut out to be a caroler. But something I’m really good at is sitting a few feet away from a lit-up Christmas tree and watching a bunch of stuff that I couldn’t catch up on earlier in the year. Join me, won’t you? (Just at your own house.)

”american While American Horror Story is currently spinning the wheels of an uncomfortable trip into the Freak Show, viewers who still haven’t caught up with last season’s bewitching Coven plotline are in luck. With Jessica Lange anchoring this tale of witches, witchhunters, voodoo queens, devils, and Gabourey Sidibe masturbating in front of a minotaur, American Horror Story hit some of its weirdest highs and lows during this season. Highs? That special guest spot from Stevie Nicks and the crazyballs performances from Kathy Bates and Lance Reddick. Lows? Emma Roberts: Superbitch and Sarah Paulson’s eye problems.

Watch the first three seasons of American Horror Story on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu.

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