Watch Gary Busey Sing A Horny Hobbit Rap Song
Some stars in Hollywood sizzle under the spotlight, others burn out. Then there's Gary Busey, who stares into the spotlight with a crazy-eyed concentration that has made him so much more than a star. Over a career that has already spanned forty-some years, he has become an Oscar nominated actor, a producer, occasional composer, and sometimes singer. But that's not all. Busey is also a fascinating man who plays by his own rules…and really, really loves hobbits. He's sort of obsessed actually.
Earlier this year, we shared a video from The Busey Zone that showed Busey in a restful moment, on a lovely hillside pondering the lives of hobbits. At the time, he not only told us about their peculiar fashion trends, but also their ambiguous genders, and mysterious "apparatus." If you thought that was the end of Busey's thoughts on the sex lives of hobbits, count yourself as very, very wrong. This time he shakes it up with a song. Learn more about hobbits, the Koreans, and the fuzz of reindeers below, thanks to a tip from io9. (For the hobbit-centric section, jump to 1:22.)
So, now you know how to properly stroke a reindeer, make a Korean aphrodisiac, and the origin of the word "horny." Plus, you've seen a 300-year-old hobbit foot preserved in formaldehyde and tornado berry juice licked by Gary Busey. But really, Busey's focus (let's call it "focus") is to tell some smart rapper out there (let's say Usher) about the untapped source of hip hop inspiration that is hobbit sex. Check that beat he's laying down. Obviously, it would be a hit.
On a side note, who among you would want to be at a "proper" dinner party at Gary Busey's house complete with a hobbit foot for every guest? Everyone? I thought so.
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