Joe Jonas: I Did Not Get High And Get Filmed Having Sex

Contrary to what you may have heard, Joe Jonas did not get drunk, smoke pot and have sex with his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler in a hotel room in Buenos Aires in front of a cameraman. At least that’s his story, and he’s shouting it—loudly—to every news outlet willing to listen.

The sex tape rumor first broke over at Blind Gossip. After a long series of vague references to a star about to be betrayed by his girlfriend, the outlet finally starting speaking in specifics in a lengthy and incredibly specific post today. If the source is to be believed, Eggenschwiler plied her boyfriend with booze and weed and then convinced him to let her male friend film the pair having sex in hopes she could sell said footage and take the Kim Kardashian road to celebrity.

Here’s a look at a specific quote from Blind Gossip’s description of what’s in the sex tape…

”They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video.”

That obviously isn’t the image of Joe Jonas we’ve seen over the years. From his purity ring to his rather affable demeanor, he’s never been a particularly controversial character. That being said, none of us know exactly what’s been going on behind closed doors.

Here’s what Jonas’ rep told TMZ

"There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false."

Blind Gossip cites the tape’s release date as April 3. Jonas would have us believe that day will pass without much fanfare. To be perfectly frank, I have no idea who the hell to believe. The former’s report is incredibly detailed and specific, but at the same time, why the hell would Jonas let someone else film him getting busy with his girlfriend? That’s far weirder than setting up a video camera.

We’ll keep you updated. Until then, think about more pleasant Jonas-related memories and less about him engaging in dildo play.

Mack Rawden
Editor In Chief

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