Naked Woman With Open Window Causes Traffic Delays, Accident In Vienna

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You see those legs and that butt in the above picture? They belong to an unidentified Austrian woman, and they’re capable of drawing quite a crowd, as proven earlier this week when they caused a car accident and massive traffic delays.

The incident in question happened in Vienna. The woman in the picture wanted to get a little sun, and in order to maximize her exposure, she decided to open up her window and dangle her legs out. She didn’t have any clothes on and because of the angle she was positioned at, drivers coming from the right direction got a pretty good look at the Promised Land. Oblivious, she continued lounging there as traffic slowed and eventually, two gawkers crashed their cars into each other.

According to The Daily Mail, the guy who was rear-ended got out of his car and asked the other driver what the hell he was doing. The other driver pointed up to the naked woman, prompting this casual and understanding response…

”Oh, right. I see what you mean.”

Since the woman was inside her apartment, she probably didn’t technically do anything wrong. That being said, it’s entirely possible the insurance companies involved will try and claim it wasn’t the driver’s fault. Either way, no doubt this woman probably feels a really odd combination of emotions right now. On the one hand, she literally stopped traffic and caused an uncountable number of people to stop focusing on the road, which is an oddly impressive compliment and a sign of her hotness. On the other hand, a crazy number of people saw her naked and two of them now have broken cars.

So, win some, lose some.

Mack Rawden
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