Let’s play some trivia! What 70s/80s cartoon classic waited too damn long to make a motion picture and it sucked? If you answered Garfield you would be correct. In the not too distant future, we’ll have two correct answers for this!

In a blatant attempt to lower the common denominator even further, a few mental midgets have decided that Alvin and the Chipmunks should get a theatrical treatment. No director or screenwriter has been hired. All we have is the greedy son of the Chipmunks creator signed on to produce. When did produce become a synonym for "flushing my dad's legacy down the toilet for a cheap buck"?

For the love of God. The show wasn’t really funny 20 years ago. Weird singing rodents who don’t wear pants living with a single man in the city? Are they going to cast Richard Gere as Dave? Sadly, no. They are looking to cast an “A-List Comedian”.

I’ll tell you this, he won’t be A-List much longer if signs on to this guaranteed suck fest. I feel bad for even reporting this dredge. Bleh! Discuss gay rodents in The CB Forum.
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