Anna Nicole Smith may be dead, but she just won’t go away. The internet is still abuzz with sad people trying to justify her meager contributions to the world by pumping her up as some sort of pop icon when really, she was just a fat drug addict who once looked kind of good in a pair of jeans. Sorry, I refuse to give the woman any breaks just because she is dead. She was a bad mother, a bad role model, and from what I can tell a bad person. Why are we still talking about her?
But Anna just won’t go away. In fact, she’s got a movie coming out. Shortly before her death she finished filming Illegal Aliens with failed female wrestling star Joanie “Chyna” Laurer. They’re describing it as a sci-fi version of Charlie’s Angels meets Men In Black. The movie goes straight to DVD on May 1st, and the film’s distributor MTI Home Video has released stills and cover art to us from the film. It looks every bit as bad as you’d expect.
Check out all our images from Anna Nicole Smith’s Illegal Aliens in high-res by clicking on the thumbnails below:
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