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Snooki Shows Off Baby Bump And The Most Obnoxious Shoes Ever

Pregnant celebrities typically like to keep their fans updated by posing for pictures to show off their changing bodies. Some take off all their clothes and grace the cover of a magazine. Others simply make themselves visible in public and allow photographers to keep everyone abreast. Yesterday, Snooki decided to use Twitter to show her protruding stomach.

About two-thirds of the way through her pregnancy, the reality star is noticeably with child. Judging by the look on her face, she could probably do a few fist pumps at the thought of bringing a child into the world. Unfortunately, every time I look at this picture, I have to force my eyes to actually look at the bump because I’m so goddamn distracted by something else. Take a look at the picture below…

Who in God’s name produces shoes like that? It’s like Cyndi Lauper and Betsey Johnson convinced Project Runway’s Josh McKinley to design footwear to be exclusively worn on Halloween. Snooki’s well known for her aggressive fashion choices, but these shoes might be the most outlandish accessory she owns. I can’t take my eyes off them, which, I guess means they’re a raging success.

Loud shoes aside, Pop Blend wishes Snooki nothing but the best in the home stretch of her pregnancy. At some point, that bump is going to become a little less manageable, but no doubt she’ll figure out a way to bling the shit out of it when the time comes.

Mack Rawden

Enthusiastic about Clue, case-of-the-week mysteries, the NBA and cookies at Disney World. Less enthusiastic about the pricing structure of cable, loud noises and Tuesdays.