Paris Hilton As Mother Teresa!

If she's not content with simply shaming herself, her family, and most of America; Paris Hilton may have the chance to defame a saint! Someone wants her to play Mother Teresa.

Indian director T. Rajeevnath is coming to America to talk Paris into playing the deceased holiness baseline and overrated humanitarian. Rajeevnath is working on a movie about her life, appropriate since Mother Teresa did most of her work in India. India still sucks, so decide for yourself whether or not she did any good, but whatever she was she certainly wasn't as evil as Paris Hilton.

Celeb rumor mongering news service Bang Media says Rajeevnath is flying over the wavy terrain between us armed with Photoshopped pics of Paris in Teresa garb to talk her into it. Apparently, he's already spoken to her some on the project and he says, "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role."

Rajeevnath is probably big in India, but neither of the two movies IMDB credits him with (one in 1988 and one in 1992) has ever sniffed American audiences. That makes it hard to judge whether or not this should be taken seriously. This has to be a joke… doesn't it? But it's April 4th, not April 1st.

Whether Rajeevnath is serious or not you'll have to decide for yourself. He seems sincere and the film is certainly for real. It has an approved budget of $11 million dollars, which in India translates into about 23 billion. In Pesos, that's about a bajillion.

Paris of course, has never been in anything approximating an actual acting role. Her most popular performance was in an internet distributed stolen sex tape and her only other acting attempt was in the horror remake House of Wax, where her death was met with audience cheers. Expect to hear from the Catholic Church if Paris actually gets cast as Mother Teresa.

Josh Tyler