Oh My Groot, Chris Pratt Just Made His Own Case For America's Ass With A 'Crispy' Photo

All right, Ant-Man, you’ve already named Chris Evans’ Cap as "America’s Ass" in Avengers: Endgame, but who has the Galaxy’s Ass? Another Hollywood Chris is repping his booty and he could have a crack at it. Check it:

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Someone give a Guardian some sunscreen! You may not have asked for it, but here it is – Chris Pratt has shared his intensely sunburned back and safely pale backside. In the Instagram post, the actor said he got a “toouuuch crispy” during his recent Hawaiian honeymoon with his new wifey, Katherine Schwarzenegger, and he’d be right! Note to all to pack on the SPF this summer!

A handful of celebs took to the comment section too. Guardians of the Galaxy’s Drax, Dave Bautisa, complimented Chris Pratt’s physique with “but at least you’re lean AF!” Pratt's wife Katherine responded with a series of fire emojis. The actor’s Parks and Recreation co-star Retta said “Yipes!” Zachary Levi went with a whole lot of laughter, while Pratt's fellow MCU actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, cleverly commented: “I’ve got some goop for that!”

Chris Pratt tied the knot with Arnold Schwartznegger’s 29-year-old daughter on June 8, about a year after they began dating in summer 2018. Pratt announced that he popped the question to Katherine in January.

Chris Pratt was understandably nervous to go to the Terminator actor for permission but all went well, and Arnold Schwarzenegger has said this of Pratt's relationship with his daughter: “He's a wonderful guy. They both look really great together!” Wow – the Arnold stamp of approval!

Chris and Katherine shared a beautiful wedding in Montecito, California, which they described as “intimate, moving and emotional” and the best day of their lives. Just check out the happy couple:

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Looks like Chris Pratt may have been too enamored with his love to focus on the beaming sun. Thankfully, aloe exists! The actor is no stranger to Hawaii, as he’s opened up before about sleeping in his van while living there as a young man. The islands also serve as Isla Nublar in his highly-successful Jurassic World franchise.

The actor has certainly earned a bit of time in the sun away from rolling cameras with all the work he’s been doing and on the way. He starred in both Avengers epics Infinity War and Endgame, along with voicing the The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part and Pixar’s upcoming film Onward. He’ll soon return to Jurassic World 3 ahead of its 2021 release, and his Peter Quill is expected to begin production on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 in 2020.

Your move, Chris Evans! Will he defend his title as America’s Ass? Maybe Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pine will join in an unexpected shake-up? You can check out three out of four of these Chrises in Avengers: Endgame which has just been re-released in theaters with additional footage.

Sarah El-Mahmoud
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Sarah El-Mahmoud has been with CinemaBlend since 2018 after graduating from Cal State Fullerton with a degree in Journalism. In college, she was the Managing Editor of the award-winning college paper, The Daily Titan, where she specialized in writing/editing long-form features, profiles and arts & entertainment coverage, including her first run-in with movie reporting, with a phone interview with Guillermo del Toro for Best Picture winner, The Shape of Water. Now she's into covering YA television and movies, and plenty of horror. Word webslinger. All her writing should be read in Sarah Connor’s Terminator 2 voice over.